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   · Acuity: Snellen chart · Fields: four corners · Accommodation: far to near · Reflexes: direct + consensual · Movements: H shape  | 
  
   
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   · Motor: masseter during mastication · Sensory V123: forehead, cheeks, jaw · Reflex: jaw jerk  | 
  
   
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   · TZBMC: raise eyebrows / scrunch eyes / grin / puff cheeks / tighten neck  | 
  
   
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   · Weber’s test: midline vibration for lateralisation · Rinne’s test: vibration of air vs temporal bone  | 
  
   
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   · Gag reflex  | 
  
   
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   · Sternocleidomastoid: turn head side to side against resistance · Trapezius: raise shoulders against resistance  | 
  
   
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   · Poke out tongue: deviation towards ipsilateral lesion  | 
  
   
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