| General inspection | · Conscious state: ↑↓↔ · Colour: pale, yellow · Body habitus: cachexia, abdominal distension | 
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| Vital signs | · Nothing in particular | 
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| Hands | · CLD: clubbing, leukonychia, palmar erythema · Liver failure: asterixis | 
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| Head and neck | · Eyes: scleral icterus · Mouth: foetor hepaticus, gingivitis, atrophic glossitis · Neck + axilla: lymph nodes | 
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| Thorax | · CLD: gynaecomastia, spider naevi | 
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| Abdomen | · Inspection: distension, scars, scratch marks, capita medusae · Palpation: all quadrants, liver edge, spleen, kidneys · Percussion: liver size, ascites · Auscultation: bowel sounds | 
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| Nether regions | · Hernial orifices · Inguinal lymph nodes · Scrotum if male · Rectum | 
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| Bedside test | · Urinalysis | 
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